We spend a lot of time on-line. We spend a lot of the rest of our time reading (mostly magazines, but reading none the less). We took a vote and we still haven’t read anything as funny as a 2004 op-ed in The Onion by the CEO of Gillette. Usually we’d provide a sample quote, but how to choose? The article is short enough anyway, so just go read: Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades.